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Can't believe we're halfway through senior year.
不敢相信我們已經到了高三的一半。
Yeah time flies when you're stoned 15 hours a day.
是啊，當你一天15小時都在嗨的時候，時間過得真快。
I'm going to go to college having never had a girlfriend.
我要上大學了，卻從來沒有過女朋友。
Hey, what about Erin? She's single.
嘿，Erin 怎麼樣？她單身。
She doesn't date dorks.
她不和書呆子約會。
Hey, you never know.
嘿，你永遠不知道。
Maybe she's sick of guys with lots of confidence, chiseled jaws and huge dicks.
也許她厭倦了那些有很多自信、輪廓分明的下巴和巨大陰莖的傢伙。
I don't think I've been this high before.
我覺得我從來沒有這麼嗨過。
Do I have human feet right now?
我現在有人的腳嗎？
Oh man, she's so hot.
哦，天哪，她太辣了。
I wish we could call one of those numbers.
我希望我們能打那些電話號碼中的一個。
So what's your fantasy?
那麼你的幻想是什麼？
I touch your boob.
我摸你的胸部。
Teddy cut it out, you're hurting her!
Teddy 別鬧了，你弄疼她了！
Aww shit, is it too much?
哦，該死，是不是太過分了？
I'm just trying to have fun.
我只是想找點樂子。
Whoever made these calls, know this.
無論誰打了這些電話，要知道這一點。
Most masturbaters are caught within the first 48 hours.
大多數自慰者會在48小時內被抓到。
You're an adult now.
你現在是成年人了。
Next time you start that thing fucking knock first!
下次你開始那件事時，他媽的先敲門！
I'm the same loser I was the day I walked in here.
我和走進這裡那天一樣是個失敗者。
That's what growing up is all about.
這就是成長的全部意義。
Am I lesbian now?
我現在是女同性戀了嗎？
I'm going to bed.
我要去睡覺了。
And letting your mother fix it.
讓你媽媽來修。
No more mistakes for us.
我們不再犯錯了。
Hand me that bong.
把那根大麻煙鬥給我。
You and I are now adult members of society.
你和我現在是社會的成年成員。
Have you ever played D&D before?
你以前玩過 D&D 嗎？
I already fucking hate this.
我已經他媽的討厭這個了。
You're a real pal, Johnny. You know that?
你真是個好朋友，Johnny。你知道嗎？
Now, would you sit in Blaire's car and be my lookout while I have dirty, bear sex with Mrs. Robacheck?
現在，你能坐在 Blaire 的車裡，在我和 Robacheck 夫人進行骯髒的熊性行為時為我放哨嗎？
Teddy, it would be my honor.
Teddy，這將是我的榮幸。
Johnny, start the car!
Johnny，發動車子！
What the fuck is that?
他媽的那是什麼？
Big purple dick. Go go go!
大紫色陰莖。走，走，走！
We gotta get the fuck out of here!
我們得他媽的離開這裡！
Hey, can I have this?
嘿，我能要這個嗎？
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Can't believe we're halfway through senior year.
不敢相信我們已經到了高三的一半。
Yeah time flies when you're stoned 15 hours a day.
是啊，當你一天15小時都在嗨的時候，時間過得真快。
I'm going to go to college having never had a girlfriend.
我要上大學了，卻從來沒有過女朋友。
Hey, what about Erin? She's single.
嘿，Erin 怎麼樣？她單身。
She doesn't date dorks.
她不和書呆子約會。
Hey, you never know.
嘿，你永遠不知道。
Maybe she's sick of guys with lots of confidence, chiseled jaws and huge dicks.
也許她厭倦了那些有很多自信、輪廓分明的下巴和巨大陰莖的傢伙。
I don't think I've been this high before.
我覺得我從來沒有這麼嗨過。
Do I have human feet right now?
我現在有人的腳嗎？
Oh man, she's so hot.
哦，天哪，她太辣了。
I wish we could call one of those numbers.
我希望我們能打那些電話號碼中的一個。
So what's your fantasy?
那麼你的幻想是什麼？
I touch your boob.
我摸你的胸部。
Teddy cut it out, you're hurting her!
Teddy 別鬧了，你弄疼她了！
Aww shit, is it too much?
哦，該死，是不是太過分了？
I'm just trying to have fun.
我只是想找點樂子。
Whoever made these calls, know this.
無論誰打了這些電話，要知道這一點。
Most masturbaters are caught within the first 48 hours.
大多數自慰者會在48小時內被抓到。
You're an adult now.
你現在是成年人了。
Next time you start that thing fucking knock first!
下次你開始那件事時，他媽的先敲門！
I'm the same loser I was the day I walked in here.
我和走進這裡那天一樣是個失敗者。
That's what growing up is all about.
這就是成長的全部意義。
Am I lesbian now?
我現在是女同性戀了嗎？
I'm going to bed.
我要去睡覺了。
And letting your mother fix it.
讓你媽媽來修。
No more mistakes for us.
我們不再犯錯了。
Hand me that bong.
把那根大麻煙鬥給我。
You and I are now adult members of society.
你和我現在是社會的成年成員。
Have you ever played D&D before?
你以前玩過 D&D 嗎？
I already fucking hate this.
我已經他媽的討厭這個了。
You're a real pal, Johnny. You know that?
你真是個好朋友，Johnny。你知道嗎？
Now, would you sit in Blaire's car and be my lookout while I have dirty, bear sex with Mrs. Robacheck?
現在，你能坐在 Blaire 的車裡，在我和 Robacheck 夫人進行骯髒的熊性行為時為我放哨嗎？
Teddy, it would be my honor.
Teddy，這將是我的榮幸。
Johnny, start the car!
Johnny，發動車子！
What the fuck is that?
他媽的那是什麼？
Big purple dick. Go go go!
大紫色陰莖。走，走，走！
We gotta get the fuck out of here!
我們得他媽的離開這裡！
Hey, can I have this?
嘿，我能要這個嗎？